Sans Sensibility

I have 20/20 eyesight and have no known allergies. I have two hands, one mouth and no manners. I'm a fan of good-spelling, bad music and buying copious amounts of body lotion. I'm not pierced, inked or addicted to anything unholy. I raise my little finger when drinking tea, and sometimes invent my own swear words. I have absolutely no intention of ever growing up. I'm incapable of taking a hint and have this terrible habit of speaking the truth, which will probably result in a serious injury one day. My right eyelid twitches when I've had too much coffee, and I sometimes wish my imagination had an 'off' button. I still get as excited for snow as I did when I was five. I liked them before they were famous, and I preferred the book.